Mr. Michael Palmer
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| Mr. Michael Palmer | |
|---|---|
| No photo yet | |
| Age | Unknown |
| Role | Science teacher |
| Subject | Biology |
| Room | |
| Likes | Microscopes, 밥솥, Bruce Lee, rock music |
| Dislikes | Unfounded/mindless behavior, reading a meniscus from anywhere but the bottom, being asked how to do a summative, food web arrows drawn the wrong way round, arriving unprepared, posting another student's work to Google Classroom |
| Other | Also known as 마익훈, known for the I-can't-do-anything-about-that shrug |
"Guess what? We're gonna burn stuff. I have stuff to burn."
The single Biology teacher left at KISJ HS.
Quotes
"Summarize your question in 6 words or less."
"If you can't do this… oh boy, you're gonna have a hard time on the summative."
"I really need a skeleton. I know it used to be around here somewhere. Did the middle school take it?" — while explaining anatomy terms
"When you want to tell someone you love them, you should say 'I love you with my liver' rather than 'I love you with my heart', because all your heart does is go —" (thumping gesture) "— but your liver? Your liver does ALL the chemistry." — while explaining organ systems
"Let's say you go outside and see a snail on a blade of grass and you go: 'SALT!'. The snail is gonna be like 'AAAHHH! Humans are terrible!'. Why?" — while explaining osmosis
"Would you eat sharks? You probably would. Though they have lots of mercury, so I wouldn't advise eating them."
"Remember! It's 100% fun, 0% play."